Centuries ago in a distant universe there lived a beautiful and sweet Orange, and its cousin, the sexy and sour Lemon. Together they ruled the great Citrus Kingdom, and the country was in peace for years. Then everything changed when the Starch Nation attacked. Their army contained fearful warriors, killer potatoes soldiers with poisoning eyes and savages from their ally the Meat Empire that ripped apart their enemies. The war ensued for decades, and the Citrus kingdom slowly fell. One day as Lady Orange and Madame Lemon planned their war tactic, Orange became ill. She was plagued with the mold, and died in a few days time. Madame Lemon became deranged for her lost cousin. Soon she went to the front lines, mad with revenge and her mighty bamboo skewer in hand. She slayed all in her path, the Starch's army were no match for the bright yellow fruit's rage and were brutally slaughtered. In the end the Citrus Kingdom had won the war, all that was left of the war was a field full of kabobs, impaled with the enemies bodies. Although the kingdom was safe again, Queen Lemon was unable to continue to rule. With her dear cousin Orange gone, her mind had drifted too far gone from sanity and she died shortly after.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’m so glad I started watching this show.
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OTP Soundtrack || “My Sacrifice” FranJeanne special
» Illustrations from: 涙とハッピーラズベリー by るきあ
» Lyrics from: My Sacrifice || Creed
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officer i was not resisting arrest i was just being tsundere
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!
FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
NATIONS GET THE PASTA
HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
INSPIRITS GET THE ORANGE JUICE
SHAWOLS READY THE DORITOS
VIPS GET YOUR CRAYON
A+ FIND YOUR PIGEON FOLDERS
FANGIRLS START SCREAMING
WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!
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I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THROW IN A QUICK LOAD OF LAUNDRY AND HAD THE LIVING PISS SCARED OUT OF ME WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER
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